(h/t Ron)
“Hmmm… I don’t think my cover will be hard enough to read for my target grade-school audience. How about, in addition to a disjointed cursive script, I ALSO place the title on top of some distracting background detail?”
FORCES OF LIFE: PSYCHOLOGY and SUCCESS or FAILURE in OURSELVES AND OUR CHILDREN
No, putting the tags on the cover is NOT helpful.
The Anatomy of Sherlock Holmes: Persuit of a Serial Killer (Sherlock Holmes Trilogy Book 2)
No, it’s not one of THOSE fanfics. I think.
Family Matters (A Gracie Andersen Mystery Book 1)
Don’t stand in the middle of the road during a rainstorm, you moron.