Yeah, the “it stinks” jokes are too easy, but…
Tag - kern your cursive
Three clashing cursive fonts, complete with mutually exclusive drop-shadows? Bravo!
“I know how I’ll make my book stand out — I’ll stretch the image vertically! No one’s ever done THAT before!” (h/t Ben)
The Stubborn Bride Promised to the Rancher
For all of you who were saying, “It’s been too long since we’ve seen a ‘mail order bride’ cover…”
I like my women like I like my cloud-fronts — kinda misty, and transparent in places.


![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cover1-21-500x647.jpg)
![cover[5]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cover5-500x662.jpg)
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cover1-10-500x750.jpg)
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cover1-68-500x750.jpg)
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cover1-20-500x728.jpg)
![cover[4]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cover4-3-500x728.jpg)