Diamonds, Clubs, and Rock & Roll
“Don’t look in the Ark, Marion!” (h/t DED)
Laugh out Loud Jokes for Adults
Let it not be said that this cover doesn’t target the right audience.
Pro tip: If you have an illustration that’s “on the edge” of adequacy, using a digital camera to capture it instead of a scanner (or possibly using a filter that makes it look like the output of a digital camera) is a sure way to tip it the wrong direction. (h/t Waffles)
All the time I’ve been doing this, and every once in a while a cover comes along that still kicks me in the crotch.