The punchline writes itself.
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The Maiden Voyage of the Destiny Unknown
You know that if I don’t make a “chimp did the cover” joke, it’ll be within the first three comments, so…
Hide and Panic Stations (US) (Super Speed Sam Book 1)
I believe this is the first Purple Dragonfly Book Award Winner we’ve had on the site.
The Elusive Highlander: Medieval Time Travel Romance (The Campbell Brothers Book 1)
Hugh McFrankenstein usually tried to stay out of sight.
Rebirth (Real Illusions Book 2)
“Nah, we can’t cover up his belly. Let’s put the title right across his nose!”
Red Zero: A Slade Kelly Suspense Series
If your day starts with your head protruding from a wine-stained carpet, can it get much worse?
Señor Smarty Pantaloons and the Mystery of the Missing Teachers
Not to worry, I’m not criticizing juvenile creators here; this was produced by elementary teachers.