I think they’re putting something in those wafers.
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The Legend of Oescienne: The Beginning
And I would like to note in passing that “The Beginning” is Book Two of the series.
Memoirs of an Ordinary Woman, Volume 1
A good cover tells you what to expect from the book. This cover tells you that the book is so, so boring.

The Saeshell Book of Time: Part 2: The Rebirth of Innocents: Readers’ Edition (Children of Sophista) (Volume 2)
I’m not sure what I’m looking at, but I’m sure I’ll see it again in my nightmares. (Bonus: Most ungainly title since Return of the Living Dead Part 2!)
A Republic of Wolves, A City of Ghosts
You’ll be happy (?) to know that the ebook cover is just as bad, but in different ways.







