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A Religious Romantic Ending: An Inspiring Story (Warms a mother’s heart)
And a cover only a mother could love.
BONUS! A recent cover update:
A teenager uses yoga to unlock his body’s plasticity potential.
But when he turns to crimefighting, he runs afoul of a politically connected mad scientist.
Whaaaa?