How to Train Your Mafia: A Half-dragon Story
Let me guess: “You’ll understand the cover once you read the book.”
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The Sensual Retiree: The sensual journeys of a senior citizen
That’s two sensuals more than the cover conveys.
This is the Way: (How Humanity came to be) (Higher Learning)
To top it off, the book has nothing to do with the cover. Marketing!
The Quaking Lands (The Jade Demons Book 1)
I’ve criticized the quality of Robert Vardeman’s indie reissues before… but by golly, I’m gonna do it again. In case you’re interested, this is the original mass-market cover:
I guess there’s nothing really wrong with th–
It was supposed to be a medical marvel. Instead, it triggered the apocalypse.
Decades following the collapse of society thanks to a manmade virus that created both zombies and a half-dozen new types of inhuman species, humans and inhumans live together in a decent semblance of society. Though the undead and vicious marauders roam the landscape, the average survivor can expect to have a decent life within a settlement.
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Wut