“International Bestseller” my lily-white Anglo-American ass. And as the cherry on top, here’s the description:
Poetry is a complex perfection, tells you nothing, less than the truth. Romantic, unexpected poetry that will take you on a journey to a reality. Poetry is a language, most powerful and strange, on poetry can express a lot, the detail of a word can change the way you see the world. Brief description: Most are not romantic. A few are sad or angry. All of them are beautiful.
(h/t PJ)
Hey, I know eggs are expensive, but come on.
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Because protocol.
This is apparently the week for “Blurbs Which Are As Bad As The Covers”:
Translation, paraphrasing, alignment, and update after more than a century of worldwide peace of the most important Italian Republic legislations such as the Constitution, European Regulation, and United Nations rules, unfortunately, less nostalgic venerating the worthful veterans for the new generation wishing to be able to live, thrive and reproduce alone in right. The legislations are enhanced and improved without altering the tradition moving against articles like the n. 139 of the Italian Constitution, proposed as a model for all the enclosed geo-political borders of any liveable astronomical object being based on the zodiac, related planets, and asteroids. This translation may be suitable for foreign immigrants in the Italian borders looking to understand how to live according to the national legislation and for the prospective citizens of Mars and other livable planets. In this unique hermetic text, the Italian currencies used for the pecuniary amends still in outdated “Lire £” have been updated converting them into “Euros €”.
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Exhibiting the level of attention to detail that we’ve come to expect from Mr. (excuse me, “Dr.”) Clark… (h/t PJ)
