Weakened Mountains (Artemis University Book 4)
It’s open mic night — make your own “weakened mountains” double entendre!
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I would like to tell you just how much I hate this, but unfortunately words of that intensity don’t exist in the English language.
Kassandra: A Tale of Love, War, and One Woman’s Destiny: A Novel of Ancient Greece
Wolfie’s having second thoughts about this one.
If on there were, somewhere, a photograph of a chicken in a grassy environment…
An Affair with An Angel: a Paranormal Romance
I think this one broke something inside of me. (h/t Poppy)
“But how can I make SURE people look at his crotch?”