Finding Lightning (Wizard Wars Book 1)
The pink period after the initial “D” is the icing on the cake.
Tag - cut and paste
And here’s the entire blurb for a 329-page novel:
Santa Nicer than ever before, a new snowy village, Funny Reindeer Presents for everyone what could go wrong?
Voices in the Dark: A Pride and Prejudice Variation
Oh, look. More Pride and Prejudice fanfic with a bad cover.