Because your children don’t deserve better.
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The Immortal Lover (The First Book of the UnHoly Pursuit Sequels): Revised
Imagine an eternity of this.
The Knot in Time Travel: Book One of an Old West Trilogy (A Knot in Time Travel 1)
With special guest: The clone tool.
Those mail order brides sure do use a lot of mail order cosmetics.
Is this the most bizarre mainstream subgenre? A case could be made.