Aliens finally come to ask us what the hell’s up with our light sources.
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Alanna: Christian Historical Romance (Mail Order Brides of Pine Crossing Book 1)
“Fine, we’ll get one with the cabin background, but then I get a photo in front of the velociraptors!”
Spider’s Trap (Elemental Assassin Series Book 13)
Man, those printed T-shirts from Wish.com never look as good as the ad.
The Longevity Thesis: Legends of Temlocht: Book 2
Real apprentice wizards know how to wear their hoods straight. (h/t Axolotl)
Journeyman: The Bridge: A Novel of the American Revolution (The Journeyman Chronicles Book 1)
“It’s okay, I’ll just throw a weird pointillist filter over everything and that’ll tie it together.”
It is, according to Amazon, a “speculative, queer-inclusive reimagining of Thumbelina.” Because naturally.