My favorite part: “Nobody will notice the missing feet, trust me.” (h/t Gwen)
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Paradoxical: What I Wish I Knew Before I Got Married
“For instance, if I had known that I had no idea how to design a book cover…”
Incongruous: Prologue
Yup, it’s a post apocalyptic saga cunningly disguised as a… whatever the heck this is.