Splurge Dealers & Banshee Addicts
And the award for largest ampersand goes to…
The Order of Moonlight (Moonlight Order Book 1)
I stopped counting typefaces when tears clouded my eyes.

Hazelhurst: A Sweet Regency Romance (Families of Dorset Book 4)
The sun is over there, but the light on the figures is coming from here…
But… if you’re going to put text on the image afterward anyway, why did you put the crooked title on paper on the artwork before you photographed it?
Her leftward glance destroys any illusion of perspective; she’s just looking at her action figure.