And a cat that doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing there.
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ZACA (Zack Tolliver, FBI Book 3)
And again, the chef’s kiss is the description:
A farm worker disappears, another takes his place, the numbers stay the same but Rancher Rufus Reyes isn’t fooled. His operation is small and he knows everyone. Then a worker disappears and no one replaces him. The man’s wife is hysterical, but won’t talk about it. Reyes knows he needs help, He enlists Zack Tolliver.
Creator 1 Sky Angel Episode 5 Hollow Earth
And that’s nothing compared to the description:
I am overjoyed to present to you the Fifth prototype of the First Generation Sci-Fi SCREENBOOK, a high-tech hybrid model of a lengthy novel and a short screenplay, professionally condensed every 500 pages to merely 100 pages, saving your precious reading time while still capturing the essence of all action-packed scenes and heart-touching moments, with AR/VR/Life-streaming reading effects, and readily adaptable to become a movie/TV series/VR hologram/Cosmic comic Book.
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Yup, that’s one sentence. “Professionally condensed” indeed.
Oh, good. I thought it was about a front door.
Alaskan Refuge (Sweet Christian Romance Series)
I’m guessing that’s not supposed to look like a speech balloon, but…