Chasing Phantoms: Metaphysical Romance (BUTTERFLIES ON THE NET Book 1)
And to top it off, a facial expressions that says, “I JUST SHARTED.”
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Or you could make it look competent. Just a thought.
The Drifter: Secret Baby Western Romance (Urban Cowboys Book 2)
Yes, very silly. Now put your dad’s hat back where you found it.
The Chronicles of the Archangels: Betrayal – (a Sacred Grimdark Fantasy)
Aaand it’s about three steps past where the designer should have stopped.
The Amish Book Cellar (A Willow Springs Amish Mystery Romance 1)
“I’ll distract from the mismatched light sources by putting the background through a weird filter. It’s foolproof!”
Welcome to Perspective Hell. (Also, the description says that “this novel is a mixture of futuristic vision and science fiction.” Because those are totally different things.)