The Sorcerer and the Crystal Staff
Seems a little understaffed to me. (See what I did there?)
Tag - credit where credit is due
“Adventurous, yes, but let’s not go TOO crazy — let’s stick with a common-as-dirt cover template.” (h/t axolotl)
“Amazement” doesn’t even begin to cover it. (h/t Marc)
The Vampire Jack Townson – Fame Has Its Price
If you already know what the title is, you can sort of read it. If not…
Bushwood Murder Augusta Mystery
Not only does the cover look like the author had never seen a book before, but it goes out of its way to look like the author had never read a book before.