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Kim’s Amish Whoopie Pie

September 5, 2015

Kim’s Amish Whoopie Pie

Words fail me. (h/t john e…)

My Diary As a Back Seat Driver: My time as a Pastor’s Assistant & All the sermons.

September 2, 2015

My Diary As a Back Seat Driver: My time as a Pastor’s Assistant & All the sermons.

Were there NO other cover templates to use? Also, protip: The title should match the title.

Deadly Justice

August 29, 2015

There is no indication that this is meant to be a comedy or parody.

How the World Began according to the Greeks

August 28, 2015

How the World Began according to the Greeks

“Illustrated” meaning that there’s more of this inside. But hey, only $19.99 for the 44-page ebook!

Nemesis in Spain

August 20, 2015

Nemesis in Spain

Crime thriller or real estate listing? OR BOTH?

Zoctornyia: Vultar’s Heart, Body and Soul Mate Collector’s Edition One

August 11, 2015

Zoctornyia: Vultar’s Heart, Body and Soul Mate Collector’s Edition One

I’m just gonna slink into this corner and cry, m’kay?

The Highland Stones: A Paranormal Romance

July 24, 2015

The Highland Stones: A Paranormal Romance

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[facepalms]

(h/t Carol)

American Sniper : Adelbert Waldron: The Myth and Mystery Behind Vietnam’s Most Mysterious Soldier

July 18, 2015

American Sniper : Adelbert Waldron: The Myth and Mystery Behind Vietnam’s Most Mysterious Soldier

Maybe the text is just camouflaged. Yeah. That’s it.