He’s hiding because he’s shy, okay?
“Hmm, I’m not sure that that gets the point across. I’d better put the title and byline on it again.”
“Hey, I know what’ll make my boring old snapshot look exciting for the cover — it’s something called a ‘filter!'”
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I think somebody had his oxygen cut off for too long.
It’s like people are actively searching out situations in which that cover template will NOT work.