Starborn Odyssey: Voyage of the Lost
I guess I should have warned you to put a billfold between your teeth.
Starborn Odyssey: Voyage of the Lost
I guess I should have warned you to put a billfold between your teeth.

Because EVERYONE wants to read the book if the cover feels like it’s hitting them in the head with a hammer.
Don’t Worry! About Bullying: Rhymes to Soothe the Minds of Students in Times of Unrest
Of the many things this cover says, “soothing” is not one.
Diary of a Wickedly Cool Witch: Witches Rule
And somehow, what annoys me most the placement of the pumpkin on that sweater.
Forefathers & Founding Fathers
Because nothing says “historic” fiction like a tomato splat.
(originally posted February 11, 2017)