Truth is Stranger Than Fiction: Dark Theory Inc
Dear sweet Judas, it’s a graphic novel.
“Blackie and Goldie’s Confetti Cupcake Cafe” (“Blackie and Goldie’s Magical Adventures” Book 3)
WhAt WaS iN tHoSe SpRiNkLeS?!

Lone Man’s Rock (In Time to the Music Book 2)
I like rock music with a string section as much as the next guy, but…
Emblem: Unity (The Emblem Chronicles Book 1)
I’d probably be okay with the artwork if the unreadable title didn’t let it down.
I don’t even know how someone does this without even a smidgen of misgiving.
The Chronicles of the Archangels: Betrayal – (a Sacred Grimdark Fantasy)
Aaand it’s about three steps past where the designer should have stopped.