Jug Valley Mysteries THE MAGIC MAN
And can he do it without using any other fonts at all?
The Forensic Certified Public Accountant and the Christmas Donor
Any book description that begins with “The magical world of Forensic Accounting comes to life…” (h/t Curtis)
Vampires to Success: A journey of Accomplishing Your Ideas And Creating A Fortune
You gotta admire the “whom,” at least. (h/t Jim)
“No! No! No! You’ve shown the wizard vampire, but where’s the ring?!”
“Fine. Here.”
(h/t Vivian)
You’d swear the synopsis is from some other book entirely:
Three years ago Cort O’Leary was the pride of his precinct at NYPD. After he watched his partner and lover die one terrible night, he sought a quieter life in rural New England. He thought he could run from his past, but nightmares about his lover’s death have suddenly become more vivid. Worse, an evil entity – The Story Keeper – has used his sorrow as a conduit and intends to feed off Cort’s soul…