To Catch an Elf: Pennsylvania Fighter Pilot
Elf vs. fighter pilot? I’ll just stick with the classics like Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, thanks.
To Catch an Elf: Pennsylvania Fighter Pilot
Elf vs. fighter pilot? I’ll just stick with the classics like Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, thanks.

Captain Lanie Romein a.k.a. The Ice Queen
I assume there’s a “pirated pirate booty” joke in here somewhere.