It’s a prequel/origin story of the Keystone Cops. No, really.
Tag - BOO-ring
The Other Side of Midnight – The Return
Because screw you if you only want to read the English title. (h/t PJ)
Hiram’s War (Pierce Family Saga Book 4)
“All right, who’s going to tell me how this quilt got blown to smithereens?”
Wolf Mountain (Book Two): a Wolf Affair Trilogy
“Hmm… Doesn’t look all that wolfish. Better add a wolf to it.”
“Okay!”
(h/t PJ)
Operation Golden Age is a slow-burning, post-apocalyptic Sci-Fi odyssey dealing with symbiosis, metamorphosis, illusion, and the fragility of memory in the face of ecological extinction.
Oh. Pity none of that is conveyed by the cover.
The Empty Grave Chronicles (The Blind Sleuth Mysteries Book 19)
I guess a blind sleuth doesn’t care what his covers look like.