The Matador Murders (Roger and Suzanne Mysteries Book 3)
“Eh, no one’ll notice.”
Tag - BOO-ring
I already hate this template, so it takes a special genius to make me hate it more.
Billy’s Trombone Adventure: Book One (Musical Tales)
The books description already makes “blows” and “sucks” jokes, so…
Under the Influence of Evil: A Brutally Abusive Childhood Exposed
Look, I understand that writing these memoirs is therapeutic. But if you offer it for sale on Amazon, you’re gonna be judged by the standards of a commercial product.
Goreaphobia: A Kenny and Sheila Adams / Blood Feast Saga
“Gosh, I think we covered the bloody violence well enough, but how do we convey the book’s erotic nature?”
Christmas Returns to Pottersville
Please tell me that “It’s a Wonderful Life variations” isn’t a thing.