Mind Bending Chronicles Volume One
Is your mind bent yet? Is it?
Oh good, I don’t get to use the “your scanner sucks” tag very often.
I already hate this template, so it takes a special genius to make me hate it more.
Billy’s Trombone Adventure: Book One (Musical Tales)
The books description already makes “blows” and “sucks” jokes, so…
Under the Influence of Evil: A Brutally Abusive Childhood Exposed
Look, I understand that writing these memoirs is therapeutic. But if you offer it for sale on Amazon, you’re gonna be judged by the standards of a commercial product.