I live near a town called Centerville. It’s about that exciting.
Tag - BOO-ring
The Haunting of Towne Point Mall: 10 Interconnected Tales of Psychological Terror
I cannot fault the time it took to draw this. However.
Able Men: A Knife-Edge, Electrifying Detective Tale of Murder, Politics and Religion
You only need that granular a subtitle when the imagery of your cover does nothing to say what the book is about.
Doppelgangers (Doppelganger Series Book 1)
Look at that cover. Now look at this description:
In a nightmarish world lies an enrapturing tale of Princess Scarlet, whose kingdom Aereath is in the midst of war with legendary monsters known as Doppelgangers. On the day of coronation, Aereath is ambushed and Scarlet disappears…
(h/t Marc)
Bushwood Murder Augusta Mystery
Not only does the cover look like the author had never seen a book before, but it goes out of its way to look like the author had never read a book before.