The Hound of the Baskervilles (Illustrated)
At least they got the animal more or less right.
Buying A Car with No Credit – How to have Bad Credit but still Qualify for a Car
I’m sure the target audience has the “how to have bad credit” part down. (h/t PJ)
You have to fit that much information in the title when the cover conveys nothing.
A Family’s Sketch of Transitions
This is the kind of thing you print up and hand out at the family reunion. You don’t post it for sale on Amazon.
Archaeologists as Activists: Can Archaeologists Change the World?
My activist plumber says the archaeologists should stay in their own lane. (h/t P.J.)
Cara’s House: A Novel about the Blessings of Growing Older
For instance, you have more grandchildren who will say, “Gee, that’s a great cover, Grandma!”