Blog & Tweet – How to Make a Splash Online
That “splash” is actually one of my tears. Of pain.
Tag - BOO-ring
There’s tons of empty space at the top of the cover — so of course we put the title across the one thing in the photo that’s worth looking at…
Let me quote the sales copy:
Patient’s arrive at a Berkshire clinic direct from Shanghai. The grip on their minds pure evil. With the help of an ex priest they strive to tackle the spiritual evil attacking them. Taken on a journey that follows past lives, death and business corruption. Their experiences cause them to fear for their very souls. Death beckons, they are trapped in a fight they couldn’t win alone
Why is THAT cover on THIS book?
The Four Towers of Alacantar : Episode 1 (Third Age of Timare)
Yup, that’s four towers, all right. Wait, I mean “crayons.”
Super Born: Seduction of Being
When even one of your cover models looks bored and embarrassed to be there…