Tag - BOO-ring

The Ocean’s Veil

March 15, 2015

The Ocean’s Veil

So if…

The Ocean’s Veil is filled with suspense, romance, a hint of the supernatural, and unforgettable steamy, true to life characters. Its unexpected twists provide for an adventure on every page!

…then why does the cover look like dullness covered with boredom sauce?

Invention of the Sound Sphere (Sonton Lawson #1)

March 15, 2015

Invention of the Sound Sphere (Sonton Lawson #1)

There are times when the book’s description says it all:

Sonton Lawson a binturong and his friends try to find out why someone wants to steal three of the company’s plans. What use can the person or persons have for a flying machine, a sage (car), and a tunneler. Is there some evil reason or some other reason behind all of this?

Jak Barley, Private Inquisitor and the Case of the Dark Lords Conspiracy

March 13, 2015

Jak Barley, Private Inquisitor and the Case of the Dark Lords Conspiracy

I know that I’ve seen too many crappy covers when I see this and think, “At least the skeleton isn’t being raped by the troll-thing.” (h/t DED)

Song of the Twiceborn

March 12, 2015

Song of the Twiceborn

Yeah, no.

Window In Time

March 12, 2015

If you were wondering how to take a goods image of an awesome dinosaur and make it boring, well…

The Power of Ages: River of Life

February 28, 2015

The Power of Ages: River of Life

I’d make fun of it if I knew what I was looking at.

Incremental Improvements: Change Your Life One Small Step At A Time

February 23, 2015

Incremental Improvements: Change Your Life One Small Step At A Time

“I know what to put on the cover — me! Because I’m so danged fascinating!”

Chicken Watching 2nd Edition

February 22, 2015

Chicken Watching 2nd Edition

Just think how lackluster the first edition must have been.