The light sources alone are enough to drive you insane.
Tag - bad font choice
Pro Tip: If you want your “alternate science” book to be taken seriously, don’t use a typeface that promises giant Gila monsters.
We the People (Founding of the Federation Book 6)
Yes, it’s lame, but look at the gloss on that floor!
Tramp Stamp Vamp (Roadside Attraction Book 2)
The artwork would have been fine if the artist knew that it would be used for a book cover. And then…
Maya’s Magical Adventures: A fantasy comedy for young adults
Because young adults TOTALLY love books that look like this.
Apostasy! The Word-Faith Doctrinal Deception
How to make sure people take your doctrinal thesis seriously:
#1 Don’t do this.