Joseph Lexxus and the Drug Runners of Altair
Warning: Drugs make your fingers stubby.
That’s it. Ebook covers are officially the 21st-century equivalent of ’70s Christian music LPs.
Easily Despook Your Horse In A Way It Understands Using Herd Dynamics And Its Natural Instincts
Um, normally a title should be SHORTER than the book…
Zombie Bible: Death Has Come Up into Our Windows
There is nothing that says “zombie menace” like the Papyrus font. NOTHING.
Hot Rail to Hell Deluxe Edition
Because nothing says “Hell” like sunny color schemes and dainty fonts.