bad font choice – Page 294 – Lousy Book Covers

A “Lust Ness” Trifecta

July 10, 2014

Back in May, I posted a “sex with the Loch Ness monster” novel. The following three covers demonstrate that that was, sadly, not a unique offering. (h/t DED)

Monster of the Loch

Were Loch Ness Monster

Finding the Loch Ness Tentacle Creature

Wrath of Michael

July 10, 2014

Nathan

Covers

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Wrath of Michael

This is one of those cases in which good art is completely sunk by bad fonts, poorly kerned and positioned.

To Tell the Truth

July 9, 2014

Nathan

Covers

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To Tell the Truth

I cannot tell a lie. This cover sucks.

Jigglers: Aremac A Century Later

July 9, 2014

Nathan

Covers

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Jigglers: Aremac A Century Later

Aside from all the other problems with this, who covers up their own text with other text? (h/t A. Swan)

No One Lives Forever

July 8, 2014

In fact, kill me now.

Rising of a Mage

July 7, 2014

Artifacting is sometimes a good thing. (h/t Sneaky Burrito)

Route Number 11

July 5, 2014

Of the three, I think the alcohol’s most likely to blame.

Mindset Training For the Criminal Mastermind

July 4, 2014

Nathan

Covers

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Mindset Training For the Criminal Mastermind

Remember, the words “FOR THE” are the most important words — in any font!

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