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“Dang it, I just set it down for a minute…” (And yes, the hyphen is absent from the Amazon listing.)
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That’s right, the title on the Amazon page isn’t the same as the title on the book cover.
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Haunted McMansion: A True Story
I keep trying for a “supersize me!” quip, but it’s just not gelling.
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I am, quite understandably, rendered speechless.