A-Z of Animal Poems & Colouring Book
AKA “A Bunch of Clip Art Stolen From the Internet.”
Because the two most American things ever are cultural appropriation and Comics Sans.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that the bestselling book had a better cover.
“Nice cover, but I don’t know if people will understand that it’s a romance. I’ll put a couple kanoodling in the sky!”