If you are the target audience for this cover, I would rather not know.
Tag - bad font choice
Don’t Lick That!: [A Dorky Mom’s Tales of Parenting and Other Crap]
Saying “It’s supposed to be funny!” isn’t the same as “It’s supposed to look like a turd!”
Betrayal of Honor (Dragon of Eriden Book 3)
You’ve got to put a lot of work into making a cover look this bad.
A Day in the Life of an Airline Pilot
Yet another skill that demonstrably does not translate to design skill.
My Crime Series – The First Offense: Five True Crime Stories From California Inmates
I know it’s too obvious to call this cover “a crime,” but…
There’s a LION Under My Bed: A Life of Adventure and Intrigue
I’m sure if the photocollage didn’t clue you in that this is a “fascinating and incredible biography from a cross between James Bond, Louis Leakey, Columbo and Indiana Jones,” then the dynamic title font did. Right?
I think the resemblance to the classic cover for The Great Gatsby might be intentional this time. I don’t know if that’s more effed up or less.







