My Rude Awakening: The Spritual Journey of a Cop
Spoiler: The comatose dog is the real protagonist. (And yes, it’s spelled “Spritual” on the Amazon page.)
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Daniel’s Calendar Decoded: From The Elephantine Papyri (The Sundial of Ahaz)
From the description:
While colorful prophecy books may spark our imagination, they ultimately prove empty.
Um… Who wants to tell him?
Rescued From The Alpha (Werewolf Prophecy Book 1)
Darlya has her own logo, and that’s what’s important.
Werewolf Awakening: The Hunt Begins (Full Moon Trilogy Book 1)
Bad typefaces and badly distorted, but at least they’re also pixelated.
I might have overlooked this, if not for the unreadable title… (Also, brightest danged zombie apocalypse I ever did see.)