The Adventures of Churney: Stars & Stripes
“Churney?” Like my stomach?
Emma Barrassed New Girl At School
And because I’m a terrible human being, I immediately think, “Boy, what Chuck Tingle could do with that title…”
Desert Magick: Day of the Dead
If you have to filterize your cover that much to disguise the cut-and-paste…
I Justice One Lethal Kiss: A Private Eye Thriller # 1
Good news: At least the female model in the upper left isn’t pixelated beyond all endurance.
Bad news: … But that means you can clearly see the stock photo watermark across her midriff.
I Detective: Forces of Evil: Female Detective Thriller
If there’s a way to express more contempt for your potential customers, I don’t know it.