Tarmac Bums (Four Fathers Book 10)
Holy hell and a half and then some.
Flint Stones in the Nascent Circus (Four Fathers Book 7)
Holy hell and a half. (Also: Volume seven or volume five?)
Of all the problems here, let’s just concentrate on the questionable “historical” character of what he’s washing himself in.
Innuendos (It Had 2 B U Book 1)
It may surprise the author to know that there are literally over six million ebooks on Amazon, and he’s given a very good reason to choose one other than his.
It’s a picture book, all of mismatched clip art. But at least the interiors aren’t squished.