The garish type just might keep you from noticing that the gun isn’t really there.
Tag - aspect ratio
Swamp Witch Piquante and Scream Queen Biscue
There’s an edition out with a different typeface, but it’s not much of an improvement.
Why is the aspect ratio screwed up? So that more groping people can fit on the cover, of course!
Santa Claus vs. the Aliens: A Christmas Wish
Can a book with this title have a good cover? The evidence is not promising. (h/t Mare)
The Hunt For the Lost Treasure of Lower Kal Ory
Today’s prize-winner for taking a good photo and crapping all over it.

![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cover137-500x750.jpg)
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cover136-500x750.jpg)
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cover133.jpg)
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cover134-500x714.jpg)
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cover121-500x750.jpg)

