Two Moons of Merth: A Mythic Tale of the Royal Karda Family
At least the moons are (mostly) round.
Snifflebonkers the Dog – Twas the Night Before Dogmas (Tails of Snifflebonkers The Dog)
I could save this as your lump of coal for next Christmas, but I don’t want it around here that long.
Titch the Witch is Proud to be Different: A Sweet Sincere Magic Book for Kids
Note: “Different” isn’t a virtue in itself. Demonstrated thus.
Illustrated Encyclopedia of Ancient Slavic Gods and Spirits
Look, they don’t have a huge pool of believers to draw from for skill, okay?
DEAD EYE: Tiger’s Eye Mysteries
From the thumbnail, it looks like he’s riding the tiger. Which would be pretty awesome.