Nice try, but… no. (Also, “Hey, let’s make the cover taller so there’s even more unused space!”)
Tag - art for a refrigerator
In Search of the Rainbow Power
Hey, genius! Guess what the blank space is for! (Also, your rainbow is missing a few colors.) (h/t Ian)
Wellspring: Book 1 of Wielders of Power
“I’m tired of working on this cover. Nephew Jimmy, could you handle the troll-thing for me?” *h/t Ian)
Kissing Tolstoy: A Student Teacher New Adult Romance (Dear Professor Book 1)
Putting unreadable hashtags on your cover serves NO purpose. NONE.
Oh, you weren’t drinking a beverage, were you? (Bonus: The description is a perfect complement to the cover.)
I like my “Huh?” with a side order of “What the actual hell?”