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The Dog Barks When the Phone Rings
I got 99 problems, but a good cover ain’t one.
Tag - art for a refrigerator
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Mortal Realm Witch: Learning About Magic
I’m thinking that most 8- to 12-year-olds would rather read a book that DOESN’T look like something they could do themselves.
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I know it’s supposed to look bad, but I think it’s supposed to look a different kind of bad.
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Compare the reissue cover above with the original below. You may now weep.
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![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cover195.jpg)