A Tale of Butts: The Story of a Couch
Very bum, much ass.
Christmas Poems to Keep You Warm Through the Storm
But it’s an ebook. How am I supposed to burn it to keep warm?
Parents, please include this book when you tell your kids about Santa, just for that added bit of trauma.
When people say they wish it were Christmas all year long, this isn’t usually what they mean. (h/t PJ)