Goblin Shrub: Rise of the Harbinger
The unreadable title distracts you from the poor art, which distracts you from the title, which…
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But who will rescue the dolphins? WHO WILL RESCUE THE DOLPHINS??
The Viking & the hermit: Shaku Riding(Children’s Illustrated Book Series Adventure Age 5-9)
Because your children are terrible and don’t deserve any better. (h/t Mr Bookson)