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Sensual Nights in Egypt – Anubis (Monster Erotica) (Gods of Egypt)

December 27, 2025
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Sensual Nights in Egypt – Anubis (Monster Erotica) (Gods of Egypt)

I don’t know how you do this without a particular genius.

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The Farm: The More Times Change, The More Crimes Stay The Same. Not Your Typical Farm Story.

December 27, 2025
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The Farm: The More Times Change, The More Crimes Stay The Same. Not Your Typical Farm Story.

It’s just a couple of words on a plan background. You didn’t have to go out of your way to make it hard to read.

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The Bible Warning of the Global Reset

December 26, 2025
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The Bible Warning of the Global Reset

Does the Bible warn against mediocrity in publishing?

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The Blood Makes It Real: A gripping tale of murder as told by a serial killer (Death series Book 1)

December 26, 2025
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The Blood Makes It Real: A gripping tale of murder as told by a serial killer (Death series Book 1)

I remain skeptical.

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Reality Check: Is the World What You Think?

December 26, 2025
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Reality Check: Is the World What You Think?

What the AI produced was fine, but then you just had to add the photobombing head of Aunt Bernice. (h/t Doug)

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The Macabre Masterpiece: Repressed Carnage: (Collection of Horror Poetry Book 2)

December 25, 2025
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The Macabre Masterpiece: Repressed Carnage: (Collection of Horror Poetry Book 2)

Not as repressed as all that.

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Traitors, Cannibals, Highlanders, and Vikings

December 25, 2025
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Traitors, Cannibals, Highlanders, and Vikings

I assume there’s a sorting hat involved.

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Merry’s Christmas Cowboy: Christmas Stocking Sweethearts Series (Sweet Historical Western Romance) Book 9

December 25, 2025
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Merry’s Christmas Cowboy: Christmas Stocking Sweethearts Series (Sweet Historical Western Romance) Book 9

Merry Christmas! Here’s your lump of coal.

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