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The Breaking Bad Episode Guide: The Best, The Worst & The Rest

May 18, 2026
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The Breaking Bad Episode Guide: The Best, The Worst & The Rest

I suppose I shouldn’t complain that a book about a criminal features stolen artwork, but… (Also, no one cares that you have a PhD in Education.)

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14 More Short Horror Stories: That Will Haunt You

May 17, 2026
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14 More Short Horror Stories: That Will Haunt You

Probable thought process: “The random red lines will intrigue people and make them want to know more!”

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Ghost Prison: Blood Pact

May 17, 2026
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Ghost Prison: Blood Pact

Remember Nathan’s First Rule of Scary Fonts:

“Scary fonts… aren’t.”

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Village E3: Survival of the Human Spirit (Village E3 Duology Book 1)

May 17, 2026
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Village E3: Survival of the Human Spirit (Village E3 Duology Book 1)

One of these things is not like the others.

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FIRE AND FURY (Revised)

May 16, 2026
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FIRE AND FURY (Revised)

Further revision is warranted.

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Dive Into Faith: The Spiritual Adventure Journal (Family Values Series)

May 16, 2026
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Dive Into Faith: The Spiritual Adventure Journal (Family Values Series)

This… is not a variety of Christianity with which I am familiar.

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How Bridge McCoy Learned To Say I Love You

May 16, 2026
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How Bridge McCoy Learned To Say I Love You

Is McCoy the dog?

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Secret Recipes of the Culinary Girls

May 15, 2026
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Secret Recipes of the Culinary Girls

Safe with me.

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