BLURB: All Outcomes Are Acceptable

This book was inspired by true events. The narrator is a contrived character called “I” who often mistakes himself as separate from the Universe, God, or whatever. In this book, I infiltrate factory schooling, take many benzos, make $1 million, eat a rattlesnake, battle AGI drones, and live with Amish people.

What focuses the mind is love, survival, and delusions of grandeur.

I (the “I” that is me) have no idea what you just said.