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All the Time in the World: The Adventures of Mackenzie Mortimer, Book Three

February 22, 2026
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All the Time in the World: The Adventures of Mackenzie Mortimer, Book Three

Mood. (h/t PJ)

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Pirates, Buccaneers & other Scallywags & Swashbucklers A Complete Film Guide

February 22, 2026
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Pirates, Buccaneers & other Scallywags & Swashbucklers A Complete Film Guide

Avast, ye vitamin C-deficient knaves!

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New Covers For Old 2026: Day XXII

February 22, 2026
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How many of today’s covers (a) are discernable improvements, and (b) would still qualify for their inclusion on this website?

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Alterverse (The Age of Magic, Book One)

February 21, 2026
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Alterverse (The Age of Magic, Book One)

It’s like branding, but worse. (h/t PJ)

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Motion Pictures from the Fabulous 1980’s

February 21, 2026
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Motion Pictures from the Fabulous 1980’s

Tired of these yet? It’s okay, this is the last one.

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New Covers For Old 2026: Day XXI

February 21, 2026
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A greater-than-average number of lateral moves here.

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Warriors & Wizards (The Age of Magic, Book Two)

February 20, 2026
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Warriors & Wizards (The Age of Magic, Book Two)

“It’s like all the books I’ve ever liked!” – the author, probably. (h/t PJ)

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Motion Pictures From the Fabulous 1970’s

February 20, 2026
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Motion Pictures From the Fabulous 1970’s

Yay for greasy Atari 2600 cartridges, I guess?

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