Beloved Woman: A Historical Novel
Very respectful, I’m sure.
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I guess if you’ve already read every other Victorian romance…
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It was a toss-up whether to feature this “suspense thriller” for its cover or its blurb:
Ed Shaw has a unique talent he wants to use for the good of people.
Instead he becomes a gambler, drunk, feeds money to the Russian Mafia and IRA, cheats his way through college and is an FBI informant.
He finally turns things around, almost.
Fire in the Heartland: The Decision that Won the Civil
Once again: If people can’t read your cover, why would they try to read your novel?
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Exchanging: Book Two of the Exchanger Series
INHUMANS fanfic, maybe? (h/t Ever)
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An attractive single woman with an intriguing personality said, “Don’t look, you may see something you should not.” Swinging her leg up and over the saddle of a policeman’s horse. From there the officer would ride her thru 1950’s New York, its Times Square, Broadway Theatres, over to gaze from up high Bergdorf Goodman display windows and onto The Empire State Building. Evening, they dined in the Plaza Hotel Oak Room.
Her name, Balalaika, being a Russian Aristocrat, had two sisters, Violin and Clarinet. They opened a Fifth Ave Jewelry Shop. We all know how dicey that would be.
I think this just failed the Turing Test.
A Little Tempted: Friends To Lovers Reverse Harem Romance
When even the cover model is facepalming…
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